Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

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What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!