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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!