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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!