Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!