Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

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What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!