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What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible