What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"