What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"