What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out