What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.