What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime