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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...