Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Sinko de mayo
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Bada bing!
Gouda worka
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
To switch sides
Ones in a cup
They do declare!
They just don't believe in labels.
It doesn't Mather.
