Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.