Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Tony.
Wop
Mute
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Because they pull out at the last second.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Artificial Swedeners
They do declare!
He was caught in the possession of small arms
Read the label.
Because the label said General Foods.
