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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp