When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Cannoli Oil.
The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
Where the funnel be!
Forgetti Bolognese.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.