Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Because he was Snowden.
Shiver me timbers!
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because he had gnocchi.
For a self'a steam.
That was the most violent book I've ever read.
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
The spaghetto.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
They do declare!
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'