Tony.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
Pothead plants.
Because their knee grows.
Me to instructor: See what I'm up against
Tony
Can't they just get taller women
