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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!