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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".