What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women