What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.