What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes