Big Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."