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Big Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.