Big Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.