Big Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.