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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.