Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.