Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.