He just wanted the inside scoop.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
Steer clear
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Microchips
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
She became an anchor...
