Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...