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Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.