Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment