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Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.