Pretzel Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".