A girl from Jersey.
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Forget-me-knots!
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Because he tried to get fresh.
Let's knot.
Uh, like, can you knot?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
He was Snowden.
It makes me sick.
This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!
Because then he will always be in prime.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Shellular*, of course...
Sting operation, of course!
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
