A girl from Jersey.
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Well, that was an unexpected twist!
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Forget-me-knots!
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A Bill Cosby.
He had Jello fever!
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
They both like to pork.
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
Give her a slap
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Well an erection of course.
