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Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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He tripped on acid

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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A girl from Jersey.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Roofy Jokes More Roofy Jokes

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()