Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the Arctic?

Knot cool

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Shoelace Jokes More Shoelace Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached