Knot Jokes

Astro-knots.

By tying a knot on its tail.

Uh, like, can you knot?

Pretzalcoatl

By watching the noose.

Forget-me-knots!

They know their knots.

An astronaut.

Both of them.

Both of them.

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Ten Roofies.

He had Jello fever!

Because Jesus saves.

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Because it was rated R.

They needed some space.

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

A Finnish line.

Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the Arctic?

How did the executioner learn about knots?

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Why do dogs make good sailors?

What type of knot do you tie in space?

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