What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl