What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.