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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!