What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.