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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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By watching the noose.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl