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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl