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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.