What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.