What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.