Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.