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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.