Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.