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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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A palmatian!

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.