Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A paint Bernard!
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
I'll be Bach.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
Because they can spend years at sea.
Stay grounded.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
He nuts and bolts
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
It's because they don't know the words.