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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!