What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head