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What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.