What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.