What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.