What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.