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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.