Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.