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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard.