Jfk Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard.

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Marilyn Monroe Jokes More Marilyn Monroe Jokes

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in?

Blon-D

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'