Jfk Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in?

Blon-D

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now