Bang Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.