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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.