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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.