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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)