Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!