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What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.