Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.