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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.