Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.