Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.