Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.