Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.