Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I () can't () understand () your accent ().