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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride