Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.