What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.