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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.