What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.