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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.