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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!