What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.