What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.