What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School