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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.