What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?