What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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Gorillas in the mist

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From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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A chromatose

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?