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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what