It had connections.
A small medium at large.
Because she was illegal.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
By going underground
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Embuzzlement!
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Framed.
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
A MUGshot.
Joaquin.
Through the cell wall.
His medical license was doctored.
Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.
Life outside of prison.
He was convicted of crepe.
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
I'm stumped.
Cell culture.
An escapea
Prisons are indoors.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
A white man makes it to prison.
25 years in prison
Treeson.
Because he catches all the snitches!
Toilet paper.
Having to toss everyone's salad
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
They both turn "o" into "O".
A-salt
The game ends when they catch the snitch
I feel like a kid again
Congee-gal visit
Prison
Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)
A felonious monk
To do long sentences!
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
Fake money they use in prisons.
He's not a tight end anymore)
He ran out of little boys
Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell
A convent!
One's a pro, and one's a con.
Because he was resisting a rest.
With ConCurrency, of course.
He was charged with battery.
It was a jail-bird!
He had served his sentence.
He held up a pair of pants!
Life on the hedge!
A philosorapper
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
To prevent them from whistling.
Keep it in the cow.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
Homeless.
Would you like fries with that?
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
No connection