It had connections.
A small medium at large.
Because she was illegal.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
By going underground
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Embuzzlement!
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
A MUGshot.
Joaquin.
Through the cell wall.
His medical license was doctored.
Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.
Life outside of prison.
He was convicted of crepe.
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
Cell culture.
An escapea
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
25 years in prison
Treeson.
Because he catches all the snitches!
Toilet paper.
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
A-salt
The game ends when they catch the snitch
I feel like a kid again
Congee-gal visit
Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)
A felonious monk
To do long sentences!
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
Fake money they use in prisons.
He ran out of little boys
Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell
A convent!
One's a pro, and one's a con.
Because he was resisting a rest.
With ConCurrency, of course.
He was charged with battery.
It was a jail-bird!
He had served his sentence.
He held up a pair of pants!
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Everywhere
Activates its shelf destruct sequence.
He got a way with words.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!
Enchantr.
HI Jack!
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Czar-dines!
Tsarbucks.