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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.