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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.