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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.