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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.