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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!

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Traditional gender rolls.

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Who's there! Beryl! Beryl who?

Beryl of beer!

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.