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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.