What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!