What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!