What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake