What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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Why don't cannibals like clowns?

They taste funny!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.