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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Long Day Jokes More Long Day Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!