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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.