Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.