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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.