Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

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Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.