Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?

He went down really well!

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Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?