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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

The I see you.

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.