Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little