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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.