Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.