Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!