Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.