Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.