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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.