He was caught poaching.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Because they can make themselves dinner.
Justice Fingers!
They must follow the letter of the law.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
I'm just here so I won't get fined.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
