Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.