Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.