What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.