What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.