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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."