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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.