What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did one frog say to the other?

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.