Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

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What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!