Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A box of crayons.