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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!