An elephant with a wet boot
Because they are really good at it
Eliphino
Because they've got the same color trunks.
Elephino
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
I don't know but it's not rhelephant.
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Baby elephants.
Space.
You don't, you get down off of a duck.
6 foot of snot
I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:
By tying a knot on its tail.
We don't talk about it...
In their trunk!
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
He's a party pooper!
To forget
Oh look! A heard of elephants.
So you can tell them apart from blueberries!
Who cares? It's a relephant.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Because they work for peanuts
A visit from the university board of ethics.
Elephino.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
About 5 miles per hour.
You don't. You get down from a duck.
Wet
They only have one pair of trunks.
Take away its USB cable.
Big holes in your garden
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
He got a hole in one.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
Stuck
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
They can't get their trunks off...
Irrelephant.
Ell if I know.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense
Motorcycles don't have trunks
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
An irrelephant.
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
I don't know, but it isn't!
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)
Two very unhappy animals.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
You don't. You get down off a goose.
Well, mostly to forget.....
Swimming trunks!
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
An elephant with diarrhea.
Big holes all over Australia!
You take the "F" out of way.
They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.
You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
The Nobel Prize in Genetics.
They're both purple except the elephant.
The elephant of surprise.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
Watch elevision!
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A jet propelled elephant!
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
The same way that he got in!
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
So you don't get them confused with blueberries.
Plenty o' room.
Because they always blow their trunks off!
Stand it on four bricks!
Stuck.
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Big bo peep!
To trip ants.
So that he can sneak up on mice!
HellIfIknow
Try picking them up!
Russell!
Doctor Dolittle
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
I'm holding Time Square!
You grabbit.
By icicles
Because she was an operetta (operator).
He forgot to pack his trunk.
The polar bear.
Too many cheetahs!
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
Because they have no pits.
They were pitted against each other
Six weeks old!
