How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!