How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.