How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".