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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.