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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!