How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!