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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.