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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.