What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".