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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.