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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.