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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.