What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.