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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.