What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist