What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.