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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.