Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.