Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.