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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.