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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

School Jokes More School Jokes

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.