Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.