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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....