Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)