Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

How do you know when...... a blonde has been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?