Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)