Atmosphere Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit