Atmosphere Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Brush Limbaugh

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!