Atmosphere Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Smog Jokes More Smog Jokes

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.