Atmosphere Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Mood Jokes More Mood Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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A Kimono

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Nightclub Jokes More Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.