Atmosphere Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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There was no atmosphere

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.