Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)