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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!