Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.