What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"