What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful