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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

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Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"