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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful