What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"