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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"