What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.