What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.