What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.