Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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What's your age?

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...