Mafia Jokes

The all up in yo business.

Forget about it.

He was sleeping with the fishes.

The Iguanodon

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Hey forget about it

Whack-A-Mole

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

They both don't like wires

An offer you can't understand.

One of them is organized.

Salmon or eight minutes.

Because they always diode.

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Gets arrested*

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Because he was Russian.

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

They wear mittens.

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

The barber ran

They come out at night!

Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

Why did the mafia cross the road?

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

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