The all up in yo business.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Forget about it.
Only one of them is organized.
He was sleeping with the fishes.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
The Iguanodon
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A maid man.
Hey forget about it
Whack-A-Mole
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They both don't like wires
An offer you can't understand.
One of them is organized.
Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Teabrew.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
An eggshibitionist
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
WITNESS ME!
To get to the other Sayid.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
They're both gold-diggers
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
To a weterinarian!
The Loch Ness Elephant!
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because it had more cents
Santa Claus hit in the balls!