The all up in yo business.
Forget about it.
He was sleeping with the fishes.
The Iguanodon
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A maid man.
Hey forget about it
Whack-A-Mole
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
They both don't like wires
An offer you can't understand.
One of them is organized.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
Because it's past tents
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
WITNESS ME!
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Banned from the petting zoo...
A. Banned from the Zoo.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
You planet
With the mildewy decimal system!
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.