Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why was the chicken happy?

Everything was eggcellent.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.