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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!