Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!