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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!