Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!