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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!