Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.