Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.