Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.