Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)