Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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What do you call a racist 19th century artist?

Oppressionist

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.