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Tsarbuck Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

19th Century Jokes More 19th Century Jokes

What do you call a racist 19th century artist?

Oppressionist

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet