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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

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What do you call a racist 19th century artist?

Oppressionist

What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century?

A slattern pattern

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee