Tsarbuck Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century?

A slattern pattern

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden