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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.