Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

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